Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
How was heaven when you left it?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You are the square to my root.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
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