I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
How about we get down to monkey business?
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
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