I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Want to be workout buddies?
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Nice asteroids.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
We're donion rings.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
So how many cats do you have?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
You are my raisin to smile.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.