Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I really caribou-t you.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
There’s snow one like you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I'm Havana dream about you.
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