(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Want to become my new personal best?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
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