Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I now believe in Angels.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Want to become my new personal best?
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
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