The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
You leave me Wonton more.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Want to become my new personal best?
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
We are perfect balance for each other.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
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