Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You leave me Wonton more.
Your treat or mine?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
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