You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I dreamt about you. You died.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I Tour de Francy you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Know what? I dig you, really!
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
How about a kanga-root?
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
You're the thought that counts!
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
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