Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
You had me at taco.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I think we need to become better strangers.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
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