Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
You leave me Wonton more.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If you were here, Abby all over you
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
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