"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
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