I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
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