Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Baby, you're a firework.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I think we need to become better strangers.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
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