"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
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