I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Are you a model?
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
I love your energy.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
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