You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
You're the thought that counts!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
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