The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Someone said you were looking for me.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
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