Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Wow, you drive me Davi
Nice life preservers.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
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