When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I like long runs on the beach.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
I can score from multiple positions.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Want to become my new personal best?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
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