Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Nice Ass-teroid.
You are the square to my root.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I want you for no raisin.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
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