I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
All you need is MY love
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You are the square to my root.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
If you were here, Abby all over you
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Life is better when we stick together.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
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