If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
How was heaven when you left it?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Love me till ice cream.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
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