You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Would you like to share fire with me?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You are my butter-half!
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
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