Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
You're just my cup of tea!
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Nathan compares to you
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Please, please me
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Nice asteroids.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
You're quite the catch, baby.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
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