Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You're a good egg.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
You're quite the catch, baby.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
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