Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Your beauty is blinding.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
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