Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.