Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Let’s make like a banana and split.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
I want you for no raisin.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
You're the thought that counts!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
"You deserve better and so do I."
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
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