Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Can you drive my car?
How hot does your gas oven get?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Love me till ice cream.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
You can stand under my umbrella.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
I find my core strength in you.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You're just my cup of tea!
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
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