I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
How much will $20 get me?
I love your energy.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
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