I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Nice life preservers.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I Wanna Be Your Man
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
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