I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Love me till ice cream.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a red light because stop.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
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