Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Wow, you drive me Davi
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
You had me at ruff.
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