I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I find my core strength in you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
I like long runs on the beach.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
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