Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Baby you make my telescope expand.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Baby, you're a firework.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You are the square to my root.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
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