Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I really caribou-t you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
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