Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I could never Passover you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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