Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
When are you going to invite me to church?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Can you drive my car?
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
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