You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
There’s snow one like you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
How hot does your gas oven get?
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
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