My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Are you a model?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You looked better when I was drunk.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
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