I find my core strength in you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
You really flipturn me on.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
"My cat doesn't like you."
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You're hotter than a data center!
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
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