I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
You're my missing ingredient.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Want to become my new personal best?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
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