Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you a red light because stop.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
You had me at cello.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
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