Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I think I glove you.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
I've only got three months to live.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
You're hotter than a data center!
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
So … do you run here often?
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
You are so right. And I am so left.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
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