I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Nice Ass-teroid.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Namastay here or come home with me?
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
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