This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Can I claim your baggage?
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
You're just my cup of tea!
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
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