Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Belize let me hold you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Life is better when we stick together.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
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