Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
How about we get down to monkey business?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
You had me at taco.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.