Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You set my heart bonfire.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
You just caused a heat wave.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
We should make like your parents and split.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
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