You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Here comes the sun of my life
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
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