Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You leave me Wonton more.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
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