I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Nice asteroids.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
I've only got three months to live.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Your name is insert name here?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
"It's not me, it's you!"
I think you are just A-Cora-able
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
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