Let's Taco about love.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I find my core strength in you.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
I could never Passover you.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Want to lock our bikes together?
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
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