What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I like you cherry much.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You dropped something. My jaw.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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