Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You're just my cup of tea!
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I Tour de Francy you.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
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