Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Are you a red light because stop.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Belize let me hold you.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
You should see what I can do with ice.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
You are my raisin to smile.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
How much will $20 get me?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
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