The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
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