Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
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