I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
I Tour de Francy you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
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