Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Hello there, how do you brew?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
You make my heart skip a beet.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
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