Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
If you were here, Abby all over you
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
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