Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
I really caribou-t you.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Hello there, how do you brew?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
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