I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Do you squat here often?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Your treat or mine?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
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