You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
You are my butter-half!
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Nice Ass-teroid.
You leave me Wonton more.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
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