Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
"You deserve better and so do I."
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I think I glove you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I dreamt about you. You died.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
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