Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Want to go for a ride?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
You are one well-defined function!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
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