Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
I really like you. So does my wife.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Haida there, gorgeous.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
You have been running through my mind all day.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
There’s snow one like you.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Nice asteroids.
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