Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
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