You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
You are the object of my preposition.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
You look like my future ex wife.
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