Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
You're my missing ingredient.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
I perform best when I’m wet.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
It's always a first class trip with me.
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