Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Baby, you rock my world!
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
I can be your travel pillow.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
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