Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Life is better when we stick together.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
I want you more than I want world peace.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
You’re more special than relativity.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
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