Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I think I glove you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I like long runs on the beach.
I Tour de Francy you.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
So … do you run here often?
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
My fridge is hotter than you.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Nice asteroids.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
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