Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
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