Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Know what? I dig you, really!
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
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