Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
You had me at taco.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
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