From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
You're my missing ingredient.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
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