Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Can I claim your baggage?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Permission to board?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You had me at taco.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Nice life preservers.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
You look like my future ex wife.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
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