Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
You are the square to my root.
I really caribou-t you.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Your beauty is blinding.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Permission to board?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.