"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
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