Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
You have one compact set.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
It's always a first class trip with me.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Baby, you're a firework.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
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