Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Want to lock our bikes together?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I love your energy.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Want to be workout buddies?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
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