I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
I'm at my best during overtime.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I’m soy into you.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
God was just showing off when he made you.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
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