Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
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