Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Let's Taco about love.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Baby, you're a firework.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Love me do
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
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