What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
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