I love all of your stratified layers!
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
I'd run miles just to be with you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you like free samples?
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You are my raisin to smile.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Go to BabaMail
