Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I Wanna Be Your Man
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
I feel like we're in tune
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
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