Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Honestly, I really lilac you.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Hello Boo-tiful.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Here comes the sun of my life
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
How was Heaven when you left it?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You make my heart skip a beet.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
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