I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Love me till ice cream.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Permission to board?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
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