Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
You sweep me off my feet!
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Let's cross the international dateline together.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I want to stretch with you.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
You are the object of my preposition.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
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