Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I really caribou-t you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
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