Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You really flipturn me on.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You're the only sight I want to see today.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
We are perfect balance for each other.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Can I be your next varietal?
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
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