I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Let's Taco about love.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
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