Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You’re a perfect ten(t).
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
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