I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Your name is insert name here?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Do you squat here often?
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You're just my cup of tea!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
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