I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Love me till ice cream.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
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