Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
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