Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Can I hold your hand?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Want to be workout buddies?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Can I be your next varietal?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
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