My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you like free samples?
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Let's boomerbang!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
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