Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
How about a kanga-root?
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Nice asteroids.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
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