You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Let's Taco about love.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I want you for no raisin.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
If you were here, Abby all over you
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Can I hold your hand?
Nice life preservers.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
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