Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
"My cat doesn't like you."
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
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