Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Your beauty is blinding.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Wow, you drive me Davi
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?