Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
You're my missing ingredient.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
We're donion rings.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
God was just showing off when he made you.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
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