Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Composers always score.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
How about a kanga-root?
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.