Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Nice life preservers.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
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