There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
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