I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
When are you due back in heaven?
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
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