Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Let’s put our tulips together.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
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