Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Want to be workout buddies?
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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