Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
How much will $20 get me?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Want to lock our bikes together?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.