Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Composers always score.
Your name is insert name here?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
You really flipturn me on.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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