Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Want to go for a ride?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Your beauty is blinding.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
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