Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
So … do you run here often?
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
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