Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
You can stand under my umbrella.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Let’s make like a banana and split.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
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