How much will $20 get me?
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
We should make like your parents and split.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I want you more than I want world peace.
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