Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Baby, you're a firework.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
I really caribou-t you.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Your pace or mine?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
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