Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Baby, you're a firework.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Love me till ice cream.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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