Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
I really like you. So does my wife.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
You're my missing ingredient.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
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