I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
I perform best when I’m wet.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Do you squat here often?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Are you a model?
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
I think my heart just lagged.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
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