Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You sweep me off my feet!
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
You're quite the catch, baby.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
You're my missing ingredient.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
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