Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Hello there, how do you brew?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
You had me at taco.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
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