Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
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