I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
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