Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
How much will $20 get me?
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Your mausoleum or mine?
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
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