If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
I Tour de Francy you.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
"My cat doesn't like you."
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
I really caribou-t you.
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